lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

(via departured)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via distraction)

hilabeatlalu:

i dont know why i laughed more than i should have

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Timestamp: 1406216983

hilabeatlalu:

i dont know why i laughed more than i should have

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via hilabeatlalu)

Timestamp: 1406216931

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via hilabeatlalu)

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

(via hilabeatlalu)

Timestamp: 1406216898

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

(via hilabeatlalu)

awwww-cute:

Boyfriend said he didn’t want another cat

(via enjoyelaa)

Timestamp: 1406216804

awwww-cute:

Boyfriend said he didn’t want another cat

(via enjoyelaa)

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via distraction)

shadesandgoldbullets:

Edward Scissorhands, 1990

😍

(Source: 80slove, via spvvik)

Timestamp: 1406216691

shadesandgoldbullets:

Edward Scissorhands, 1990

😍

(Source: 80slove, via spvvik)